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2011-01-16T19:51:00.001-08:00

Keys to the VIP -Maxmimum Max vs Josh the Matador part 1

2010-04-03T14:43:00.000-07:00

Keys to the Vip Season 2 Episode 1 part 1 from andy yazdan on Vimeo.

Part 2:

Keys to the Vip Season 2 Episode 1 part 2 from andy yazdan on Vimeo.

Part 3:

Keys to the Vip Season 2 Episode 1 part 3 from andy yazdan on Vimeo.

Part 4:

Keys to the Vip Season 2 Episode 1 part 4 from andy yazdan on Vimeo.

5th Wheel - Borat

2009-11-18T18:46:00.000-08:00

This is a funny episode of 5th Wheel

Part 1 :

The 5th Wheel: PEEKABOO PART 1 - Watch the top videos of the week here

part2:

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Elimidate !

2009-11-18T18:17:00.000-08:00

This is the show Elimidate. Used to be aired back in early 2000! Enjoy this episode

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KEYS TO THE VIP: Cocobutter Chris vs Yakov the trapper

2009-11-16T21:12:00.001-08:00

*TOP RATED!!! MUST WATCH*

HEY GUYS . THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST EPISODE ON KEYS TO THE VIP. SIT BACK RELAX AND ENJOY THIS ONE!
*GIGGLES*

Keys to the VIP : Cocobutter Chris vs Yakov the Trapper from andy yazdan on Vimeo.

Cajun Vs Faxe full episode

2009-11-13T16:58:00.001-08:00

This show is about 2 guys competing for women at the bar. It is quite an entertaining show as well as some good points being mentioned with regards to becoming the alpha male.
I shall post more clips.

KEYS TO THE VIP : JUSTIN VS ROB

2009-11-12T15:57:00.000-08:00

This is by far my favorite episode. Most people may suggest that Rob is too arrogant but I think it is his charm that wins the girl over. He is witty and blunt. He won.
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Art of flirting for Students

2009-11-12T00:38:00.001-08:00

Ok let me start from this. First of all when you are a student you should NOT be running around looking to pick up chicks. Because that is a waste of your time and money. However for the other 90% of you this is how you should start your 'game'

Case 1:
You see a girl that is quite appealing to you. Or you and your friend are walking down the hallway and you see an attractive lady.
First thing you need to do:
Always try to create an age criteria. Look at her. Does she look older to you? Younger to you?
In her 17-20 category
in her 20-23 category
and from 23-28 category
and if you are looking at 28 and up, then I think you could look after another consultant.
The girls in their late teenage hood tend to look back at you alot. Usually for these girls you don't need much of a creative pick up line. Or try to sound intriguing.
You could perhaps spark the conversation with a nice glare at her eyes.
Be very confident. Don't be afraid of talking to her.
Just approach her and ask her How she is doing and what she is studying.
Dont be too aggressive but don't let her think that you are hitting on her.
After the conversation flows, you may start throwing some flirtatious hints.
Most of the younger girls love the flirting. However you definetly do not want to act like a fruit bag.
Keep your initial conversation short.

Girls in their 20-23: This group of girls are the hardest to grab their attention to.
You need to be intriguing as well as very careful with how you flirt. Definetly avoid being pushy. Be assertive and always try to look at her eyes. Try to make her feel like you are not hitting on her but there is something about you.

Girls from 23 and up: Well you know that maturity is the biggest winning point here.
Some of the subjects you could talk about perhaps:
Current events.
Post education plans.
try to sound smart.

Lesson 4: Keep it Casual

2009-05-08T18:23:00.002-07:00

once you hit the urban environment, your glasses wont help you.
You need to develop a game.
YES keep it very casual. Don't act too nerdy. Especially you are more into books and games than you are into going out to bars and clubs. However you should know that our society is living in an era of great media influence. This influence leads and drives the economy which in turn leads the people of the society into habits like shopping,clubbing and other social outdoorsy activities.
Now if you've been nerdy all your life, you may stay nerdy as long as you try to avoid all the stimulants in the environment. Like pretty girls and sports cars.
But if you think you need to get out there and experiment, its never too late.
Remember this though, once you hit the urban environment, your glasses wont help you.
You need to develop a game.
Some guidelines to follow:
- Avoid being corny
- Avoid talking rocket science with girls in their late teens.
- Avoid drinking too much to score. Drinking wont help.
- Try to initiate conversations very carefully. Talk about anything no brainer.

Lesson 3: Be yourself

2009-05-08T18:23:00.001-07:00

BE YOUR SELF!!
There is no real trick or a magic solution to attract women. Just be yourself.
I know people who try to act like theyre something else. Tell you what most girls see through you when you act like that. Unless the girl's IQ is below yours then they would not notice.
But if you are looking fora decent girl friend, you need to be YOU.
Tattoos, wearing your hat backwards, GRILLZ and skeet skeets dont work.

Lesson 2: Art of flirting

2009-05-08T18:20:00.000-07:00

So you are just some guy who has never flirted with girls before.Well tell you what,flirting is the number 1 tool you probably ever need to seduce a girl and turn her on.
IF you dont know how to flirt and get her into the right mood, you shall never win.
Flirting can be implemented in different ways. Sometiems just spoken sometimes acting and sometimes just the body language.
One of the biggest contributions you should implement to yourself is minimize watching PORN. Nothing in porn works for the most part!

Spoken: Well I`m not talking pick up lines. Im talking the way that you talk to her and the tone of your voice.You must assess your situation and her situation,personality and age criteria . ( Rule 1)
Once you do that, you move in slow.
Try to take things slow even in the way you speak. Speak less but more effective.
Always let her speak more than you. Remember that. If you are a chatterbox, you need to STFU.
Body language:
Always stare at her eyes directly.
move lips slowly. Tone smoothly.
walk straight and just be confident.
DO NOT try to impress her too much.Be very natural but in a way interesting.

One thing you need to know about girls is that the more you try to impress her, the more she will think that you are an easy catch. Most girls want a little challenge.
Hence DO NOT try to impress the girl too much at the first glance. hold your posture let her do the talking. Cause youd be doing the walking later.

If you master your language and movements ,you can perhaps bring any women down to her knees.
The way you look at her.
The way you talk to her
The way you are around her
The zone that you created for you and her.

Ladies Corner

2009-05-08T18:03:00.001-07:00

Kiera the Tough cookie:

They have to be confident and walk with their head high, if they come at me looking down, automatically they arent going to be given the time of day from me. They're a waste of time. I think they should be smiling, not fidgeting or at least looking happy, again not scared which goes back to being confident.
They have a better chance of keeping my interest if we've made eye contact before and if they are quick on their feet. I'm tough and I tend to say what I think much more in a bar scene, so I like it when they can keep up. Keeps my interest.

Erin the hopeful:

They have to be confident for sure
being humerous helps too, i like to laugh.

Easy pick ups for the student ( Again)

2009-05-07T02:25:00.000-07:00

Ok let me start from this. First of all when you are a student you should NOT be running around looking to pick up chicks. Because that is a waste of your time and money. However for the other 90% of you this is how you should start your 'game'

Case 1:
You see a girl that is quite appealing to you. Or you and your friend are walking down the hallway and you see an attractive lady.
First thing you need to do:
Always try to create an age criteria. Look at her. Does she look older to you? Younger to you?
In her 17-20 category
in her 20-23 category
and from 23-28 category
and if you are looking at 28 and up, then I think you could look afteranother consultant.
The girls in their late teenagehood tend to look back at you alot. Usually for these girls you dont need much of a creative pick up line. Or try to sound intriguing.
You could perhaps spark the conversation with a nice glare at her eyes.
Be very confident. Dont be afraid of talking to her.
Just approach her and ask her How she is doing and what she is studying.
Dont be too aggressive but dont let her think that you are hitting on her.
After the conversation flows, you may start throwing some flirtatious hints.
Most of the younger girls love the flirting. However you definetly do not want to act like a fruit bag.
Keep your initial conversation short.

Girls in their 20-23: This group of girls are the hardest to grab their attention to.
You need to be intriguing as well as very careful with how you flirt. Definetly avoid being pushy. Be assertive and always try to look at her eyes. Try to make her feel like you are not hitting on her but there is something about you.

Girls from 23 and up: Well you know that maturity is the biggest winning point here.
Some of the subjects you could talk about perhaps:
Current events.
Post education plans.
try to sound smart.

Keys to the VIP: Nick Vs Anthony part 3:

2009-04-30T15:16:00.001-07:00

Gotta love the cock blockers:
Nick Vs Anthony part 3

Check out this episode here:
Nick Vs Anthony part 2
Great episode

Cajun Vs.Faxe - Full episode

2009-04-09T18:08:00.001-07:00

Keys to the VIP -2

2009-04-08T23:19:00.001-07:00

SKILLS HELP
Having a skill or a talent that you could show to the people increases your chances of attracting the individuals a few notches up.
If you can dance, joke, or sing well, might as well express them.

Keys to the VIP

2009-04-08T18:54:00.001-07:00

This show is very entertaining and its about 2 guys competing to win women at a bar.

Who did you think was better?
Kiera:
"Ill kid" was quick, as they said. You need to be able to think quickly and react to what's said or else you are boring at a bar and won't keep the woman's attention. Perhaps that is only true for me.
He's great at keeping up the conversation and making a woman feel at ease instead of how some men come up and automatically you tense up. I don't think I would be tense if he was to approach me. Now tell me your pick. Id be interested in knowing.

Andy: I agree with you on that. His way was smooth and not pushy.
He was also very confident. That's the key for attraction. Be confident and not arrogant.

Lesson 4: Keep it CASUAL

2007-12-13T18:09:00.001-08:00

once you hit the urban environment, your glasses wont help you.
You need to develop a game.
YES keep it very casual. Don't act too nerdy. Specially you are more into books and games than you are into going out to bars and clubs. However you should know that our society is living in an era of great media influence. This influence leads and drives the economy which in turn leads the people of the society into habits like shopping,clubbing and other social outdoorsy activities.
Now if you've been nerdy all your life, you may stay nerdy as long as you try to avoid all the stimulants in the enviroment. Like pretty girls and sports cars.
But if you think you need to get out there and experiment, its never too late.
Remember this though, once you hit the urban environment, your glasses wont help you.
You need to develop a game.
Some guidelines to follow:
- Avoid being corny
- Avoid talking rocket science with girls in their late teens.
- Avoid drinking too much to score. Drinking wont help.
- Try to initiate conversations very carefully. Talk about anything no brainer.

Lesson 3: Be yourself

2007-12-13T17:35:00.001-08:00

Lesson 2: Art of flirting

2007-12-12T22:17:00.000-08:00

Lesson 1: Easy pick ups for the Student

2007-12-12T17:30:00.000-08:00

Ok let me start from this. First of all when you are a student you should NOT be running around looking to pick up chicks. Because that is a waste of your time and money. However for the other 90% of you this is how you should start your 'game'

Case 1:
You see a girl that is quite appealing to you. Or you and your friend are walking down the hallway and you see an attractive lady.
First thing you need to do:
Always try to create an age criteria. Look at her. Does she look older to you? Younger to you?
In her 17-20 category
in her 20-23 category
and from 23-28 category
and if you are looking at 28 and up, then I think you could look afteranother consultant.
The girls in their late teenagehood tend to look back at you alot. Usually for these girls you dont need much of a creative pick up line. Or try to sound intriguing.
You could perhaps spark the conversation with a nice glare at her eyes.
Be very confident. Dont be afraid of talking to her.
Just approach her and ask her How she is doing and what she is studying.
Dont be too aggressive but dont let her think that you are hitting on her.
After the conversation flows, you may start throwing some flirtatious hints.
Most of the younger girls love the flirting. However you definetly do not want to act like a fruit bag.
Keep your initial conversation short.

Girls in their 20-23: This group of girls are the hardest to grab their attention to.
You need to be intriguing as well as very careful with how you flirt. Definetly avoid being pushy. Be assertive and always try to look at her eyes. Try to make her feel like you are not hitting on her but there is something about you.

Girls from 23 and up: Well you know that maturity is the biggest winning point here.
Some of the subjects you could talk about perhaps:
Current events.
Post education plans.
try to sound smart.

Welcome Messege

2007-12-12T00:38:00.001-08:00

Hey everyone

Watch Keys to the VIP

Welcome to the site where you can find some tips and tricks that could help you with your so called 'game'.

First things first,I have to start with myself. I am a post college graduate employed guy who has a decent knowledge of social aspects and communication.
Ever since I remember, I've had to deal with a lot of assholes and non assholes in my life. I also had to deal with being heterosexual.
Yes. Being heterosexual means that once you hit a certain age you shall instinctively become attracted to the opposite sex.This instinct can do wonders for you or it can make your life a living hell.
Some of us are lucky because our genes made us look quite 'attractive'; Do you remember some guys being called the High school hotties?

Whatever your establishment might label you. You'd have no problem finding the ideal mate.
In fact you would just stand around and wait for them to come to you. Well this is just a popular belief. For the rest of us including me and almost 90% of the population,people try different ways of attracting the opposite sex.
Well now you might think this is a ridicuolos topic to discuss, But I think this topic is as essential as learning how to brush your damn teeth.
There are many alternative routes that people have taken in their journey to "find romance" , "score a babe" and for most of you horny bastards out there "get laid".

Now this is just what we hear and see everyday.
I want you to forget all the mess you heard or see. Follow my blog from time to time for regular tips and tricks that can actually work for you.

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